Friday, February 3, 2017

What Can "the Donald" Do For You?

You say you want the loud Christian-music loving neighbors to turn off their music no later than 7:00 PM ? Call "the Donald" (and contribute $5,000. to Trump Ties International, a 501c3 registered charity)!

The teenage girls next door (twins, I think) are changing clothes with the shades up again? Call "the Donald" -- (and sign that $25,000 check over to Donald's Daily Devotion, a Christian Sentient Movement -- affiliated with Young Christians Dress Like Pageant Winners)!

How about clearing out the neighborhood of all skin colors that don't turn "blotchy red" after a nice steak and martini lunch? Send that stipend to Donald Trump's Light-free Church of Money, or just send it directly to: The Donald, The White House, Winning is My Way, USA! For "the Donald" is the "Way, the Truth, the Light, and the Winner"!

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