Well, Cosmopolitan Magazine has finally come out with its cover story on "sex tips for lesbians"-- aren't we all proud of that barrier being broken? What does it mean when a popular women's magazine (sic) actually begins to acknowledge their hitherto held stereotype of all women everywhere just might be incomplete -- by inference.
Soon we should all be following handbooks, tantric guides, and television-inspired listings on "how to succeed in our sex lives!" Could I have that on DVD please? Or perhaps "on demand?" Or maybe
"on my Pinterest page?" Yikes.
Sex is now deemed to be so "unnatural" that it cannot be left to mere instinct; desire, love, intimacy --- are no longer enough!!! It's time to get out the big guns -- we have health and fitness guides from every celebrity alive, why not "sex guides" from the same people? Why aren't we asking Harrison Ford how he "gets it on" in his 70's? Who better that Meryl Streep to guide us in our love/sex problems? Or maybe Barbara Streisand for all the closeted among us? Or Matt Lauer? Or ... or ... or?
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