Monday, April 14, 2014

Death, Sex, and Taxes

Yup, taxes in the US are due tomorrow! And "sex" is long overdue for most of us, difficult to handle for some of use, and easily accessible for some few of us -- damn!
And "death" -- well, death is always there waiting.

I realize now I have made an unintentional vow of celibacy. Why? Is love too hard, too difficult, too time-consuming, too impossible! "Yes" to some of the above -- "no" to all the rest. At my advanced age "love" moves much too slowly and "sex' is much too barren. And there it is. Sex when you are young, and "sad to say it," and sexy is easy.
Just take off in that direction and you are sure to "land well."

But when one ages -- sex is more like a trial by fire, than a fired and passionate soul. Sex becomes -- a chore, an excuse, a reason to be lazy, a reason to be wasted.

Taxes supersede all of the above -- because "attention must be paid" -- and so must taxes!  No relief; no obfuscation, no coyness! "Pay, or die" or maybe have sex instead. 

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